[ Erwin will corner Hange around the kitchen but pull her aside from the throng of people that seem to be milling about everywhere this week. He has that look in his eyes that says that whatever he's stopping her for, it's probably going to be something important. ]
[Ohhh, she knows that look. She's seen it quite a few times. Immediately she feels her heartbeat increase with some mixture of trepidation and excitement, unsure just what Erwin has planned for now, but she doesn't make a fuss. Even if the surrounding people may not actually notice or care, she'll still be calm and let Erwin pull her aside, making sure to catch his eye with a silent acquiescence.]
[ He's looking at her quietly in a deserted corner, not that far away from the common rooms where you can still hear the murmur of the crowd. He'll have to manage to word these things between the lines, and he's hoping she'll understand to question whatever he's going to say that isn't characteristic for him. ]
You've probably noticed that COMPASS has been stepping up to their game this week. And it seems we can do nothing about it.
However, while COMPASS is busy with their experiments, we should perhaps look into opening discussion with the other captives about resistance. Someone should open the discussion publicly as there always will be listeners.
I have noticed. It's been a pain because I haven't been able to get anything useful out of the ones conducting the experiments, either.
[Except...hold on. In theory that sounds great. Get the huddled masses gathered together and ready to stand and retaliate. It's a legitimate idea if it can be done right.
However, as Hange watches Erwin, her eyes narrow slightly. It sounds nice, but organizing uprisings is not how Erwin operates. That's too easy, too out in the open for a man who is always thinking ahead, even ahead of those he trusts most implicitly.
But he wouldn't mention it if he didn't mean to include it somehow.]
Mn, yes, I see what you mean. If anyone out there is serious enough, then they'll definitely listen in.
Yes, we most definitely will be heard. [ Erwin says softly, quirking a brow at Hange and waiting for the dots to connect. It's not like espionage is the most unheard of thing in the military after all. ]
So, we should make sure to make noise enough to be noticed. Can I trust you with that? The network is very useful in reaching out to the masses.
[ ooc: I'll just assume this will be at a time when he hasn't been able to seen the post yet. He wouldn't talk about something like this when there's a body surfacing. ]
this sounds like a preemptive question for something rather dubious in nature
should i be double-checking my water intake?
(vomit my stomcahe though. do you realize how much of either intestines there actually is? i don't think even you would have enough patience to wait out the entire process, assuming either option would be possible in the first place)
what the hell are you going on about? why would i care how much water you drank?
also, when was the last time you had explosive diarrhea? pretty sure there's enough power back there to match a cannon. it'd probably take a minute for all your guts to shoot out.
okay but first the last time was last week (Wednesday) because my menstrual cycle has been known to be pretty terrible for me sometimes. no loss of any internal organs, though
now would you rather give Pixis the oldest, ugliest, smelliest, wrinkliest person a sponge-bath or clean your idea of a perfect person with nothing but your tongue?
that's disgusting. plug that shit in from both sides.
anyway, if they were my idea of a perfect person then they wouldn't have a speck of grime on them. ever. and that's impossible because people are actually born filthy. i'm sure you've seen enough women squeeze out their fair share of janes and johns.
so i'd give the sponge bath because at least they'll be spotless by the time i'm done.
don't touch the mps just stand outside their hq and find creative ways to make their lives more difficult and thenr un away while laughing victoriously when they cant recognize or catch you
[Yeah that's right FUCK THE MILITARY POLICE VIVA LA REVOLUCIÓN.]
i'm not that blind. initially i thouht being deaf wouldnt be so bad compared to blindness but either of those would make researching more difficult, as well as fighting. but then losing a limb would make fighting nearly impossible. nearly. i don't think it's ever been done before but with enough training i think it IS possible that someone could manipulate the 3dmg to work with their disability and thus their imbalance. it might take more time than we would all have however but on the other hand id still be able to condct experiments relatively easily. so id rather lose a limb, preferably an arm.
and if i do lose my head one day i want you to keep it ok? maybe you can find someone else who would want to study my brain. not mobli t though i don't think he could force himself to do anything like htat.
oh right its my turn again. would you rather have explosive diarrhea for a week straight or spend a day vomiting up all your internaal organs?
the only thing i'm going to do with your head is use it for titan fodder if you keep this up. seriously, i don't know how your squad's even alive with the sort of ass clenching stunts you put them through.
also, are we talking literal here? i'll take the diarrhea. hell, if you want, i can make sure to direct it all at your face since you love stewing in your own bullshit so much.
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You've probably noticed that COMPASS has been stepping up to their game this week. And it seems we can do nothing about it.
However, while COMPASS is busy with their experiments, we should perhaps look into opening discussion with the other captives about resistance. Someone should open the discussion publicly as there always will be listeners.
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[Except...hold on. In theory that sounds great. Get the huddled masses gathered together and ready to stand and retaliate. It's a legitimate idea if it can be done right.
However, as Hange watches Erwin, her eyes narrow slightly. It sounds nice, but organizing uprisings is not how Erwin operates. That's too easy, too out in the open for a man who is always thinking ahead, even ahead of those he trusts most implicitly.
But he wouldn't mention it if he didn't mean to include it somehow.]
Mn, yes, I see what you mean. If anyone out there is serious enough, then they'll definitely listen in.
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So, we should make sure to make noise enough to be noticed. Can I trust you with that? The network is very useful in reaching out to the masses.
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When would he be in need of my help?
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I take it that you know Jean Kirstein's body has been found in the cemetery.
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I see. No, I didn't know. Did you see this?
it begins.
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should i be double-checking my water intake?
(vomit my stomcahe though. do you realize how much of either intestines there actually is? i don't think even you would have enough patience to wait out the entire process, assuming either option would be possible in the first place)
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also, when was the last time you had explosive diarrhea? pretty sure there's enough power back there to match a cannon. it'd probably take a minute for all your guts to shoot out.
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I was sorry for about two minutes but not anymore
okay but first the last time was last week (Wednesday) because my menstrual cycle has been known to be pretty terrible for me sometimes. no loss of any internal organs, though
now would you rather give
Pixisthe oldest, ugliest, smelliest, wrinkliest person a sponge-bath or clean your idea of a perfect person with nothing but your tongue?never be sorry for what hange says. NEVER.
anyway, if they were my idea of a perfect person then they wouldn't have a speck of grime on them. ever. and that's impossible because people are actually born filthy. i'm sure you've seen enough women squeeze out their fair share of janes and johns.
so i'd give the sponge bath because at least they'll be spotless by the time i'm done.
okay I'll never apologize ever again ever
birth is incredible, you know. i wish i had more chances to see it, to be honset.
i'm sure you'd give really great sponge baths. nice and long and thorough. how come i never get any?
[That might be teasing. But who knows.]
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as for the bath: i'm pretty sure nothing on this planet can wash out the rank stench you reek of. you're a lost cause.
if it was either this or starving, would you rather eat pixis's mustache or erwin's eyebrows?
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id starve eating either option but erwin's eyebrows, easy.
pick one: walk along the entire top of wall rose naked when the night shift is up or go skinny dipping in the river at high noon when everyones up
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skinny dipping. i might get a snake trying to bite my dick, but it's less of a hassle overall. i don't care if anyone watches.
would you rather give lapdances to the entire military police or polish the boots of the entire garrison?
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[Is she joking or...]
garrison. why would i touch the mps if i didn't have to even if lapdances are highly entertaining for everyone involved
would you rather go deaf/blind or instead lose one of your limbs
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the better question would be why anyone would want to touch the mps.
if i could choose whichever limb, then it'd be an arm. if it has to be a leg then i'd rather go blind.
how about you, four eyes? pretty sure you can't get any more blind than you already are though.
some time later as this is a lot to type up even with typos
don't touch the mps just stand outside their hq and find creative ways to make their lives more difficult and thenr un away while laughing victoriously when they cant recognize or catch you
[Yeah that's right FUCK THE
MILITARYPOLICE VIVA LA REVOLUCIÓN.]i'm not that blind. initially i thouht being deaf wouldnt be so bad compared to blindness but either of those would make researching more difficult, as well as fighting. but then losing a limb would make fighting nearly impossible. nearly. i don't think it's ever been done before but with enough training i think it IS possible that someone could manipulate the 3dmg to work with their disability and thus their imbalance. it might take more time than we would all have however but on the other hand id still be able to condct experiments relatively easily. so id rather lose a limb, preferably an arm.
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Where the hell does he even start with this? Levi rubs at his temples from where he sits before finally typing:]
one: did i ask for some long-winded explanation you piece of shit?
two: i hope you lose your head for that.
three: otherwise, i agree. still long-winded as fuck though.
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and if i do lose my head one day i want you to keep it ok? maybe you can find someone else who would want to study my brain. not mobli t though i don't think he could force himself to do anything like htat.
oh right its my turn again. would you rather have explosive diarrhea for a week straight or spend a day vomiting up all your internaal organs?
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also, are we talking literal here? i'll take the diarrhea. hell, if you want, i can make sure to direct it all at your face since you love stewing in your own bullshit so much.
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:)
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and what the fuck is that?
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[Oh hey, that rhymed!]
turn your head to the left. doesn't it look like a face kind of?
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and it doesn't even by a little. you're drunk.
would you rather listen to erwin yap nonstop for three days or dip your feet in boiling oil for three seconds?
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and i kind of wish i were ddrunk but what if i tried to teach my self how to make alcohol?
are you insinuating that erwin isn't pleasant to listen to?
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and yeah, that's exactly what i'm insinuating. what, you saying you get off on listening to him go on about evasion tactics?
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there are worse voices to go along with evasion tactics
like shadis